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Hospitality Humour.. A nights sleep

By Michael Lee – 22-Mar-2014

By the time John pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken. “You’ve got to have a room somewhere.” he pleaded to the last hotel manager, “Or just a bed. . . I don’t really care where.   I’m completely exhausted.”[dt_gap height=”10” /]

“Well, I do have a double room with one occupant,” admitted the manager, “and I’m sure he would be glad to split the cost.[dt_gap height=”10” /]
But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained all week.  I’m not sure it’d be worth it to you.”[dt_gap height=”10″ /]
“No problem,” the tired traveler assured him. “I’ll take it.”[dt_gap height=”10” /]
The next morning John came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.   The manager asked him how he survived.  “Never better.” John said.   The manager was impressed. “No problem with the other guy snoring, then?”   “Nope. I shut him up in no time.”  “How’d you manage that?”  “He was already in bed, snoring away when I came in the room,”[dt_gap height=”10” /]
John said. “I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, ‘Good night, beautiful,’ and he sat up all night watching me.”[dt_gap height=”10” /]
Brighton Savoy is a four star boutique hotel in Melbourne Australia, offering bay view and standard accommodation, only 20 mins from Melbourne’s Central Business district. The hotel offers free broadband WiFi Internet and free parking.[dt_gap height=”10″ /]

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